Saturday, January 10, 2009 @ 10:01 PM
HORRORS OF HP
PLS SPREAD THIS TO THE RIGHTFUL PEOPLE OR YOU DEAR SEC 2 JUNIORS SO THEY DO NOT GET SCAMED.

1. HP are for muggers. Why? Simple. You go in and the next thing you know the ispark answer all the questions the teachers ask and in return you get no OP. And certain teachers will ask you to name the countries in America/Africa from A-Z. You may say you dunnoe but others do.

2. Do not be fooled. The programme has a very strong propaganda and its disciples are all people who scam and bluff people into their programme. By the time you realsied that you have been tricked, its already too late. 1stly, before you join, slim does a very wonderful and beautiful ppt which you dont understand a fuck about. So the trick to doing things is that, if you dun understand, don't go into that programme.
A Programme of Distinction...
A Programme of Substance...
A Programme for the Outstanding
Well duh...but things that seem to good are often the direct opposite. According to my estimation, around 2/3 of the HP population is from ispark and hence, it is strongly advised that students from other consortiums do not go in. After all its a programme not for the outstanding, but for the very 'outstanding'.
If you ask some seniors. they will say, oh HP is a very god programme. Its e best etc etc etc....When you ask them can cope or not...they will say 'no problem dun worry' (AS QUOTED FROM YONG X***G) SO dun be fooled.

3. Ridiculous amount of shit. NOW LEMME STRESSSSS THIS POINT. THERE ARE A FUCKING LOAD OF NOTES AND HOMEWORK WHICH ARE SERIOUSLY RUBBISH. WHY? SIMPLY COS U DUN UNDERSTAND A FUCK FROM SOME OF THE TUTORIALS. And for wad u noe, the geog notes is a fucking piece of shit which u wont understand a fuck and it cmbines, hisotry, geog and meations lit which is WAD E FUCK IS THIS? AND MIND YOU THIS IS ONLY WEEK 1. AND GUESS WAD HMWK WE HAVE FOR E WEEKEND?
-400 word eng essay
-1000 word hist essay
-1 page of maths questions
- a few physics questions
-2 ridiculously difficult geog questions which u have to refer to the piece of shitty notes which i think should be used to wipe ur ass after shitting

So thats all fokes. REMEBER, DO NOT BE SCAMMED. WARN EVERYONE ASAP