Here's a case study of Crustacean 1.0 (the creature/animal/bastard/retard/asshole/son of a bitch who brings bad luck to anyone who comes in contact with him)

Selfish:
- Goes around touching the entire class, whiching us 'good luck' which in his heart is actually crusing us.
- Eg. 1: Just before the test he goes around patting people on the back saying, 'Good luck'
- Eg. 2: YX, Bernard and I met the asshole in the bookshop while we were buying foolscap. 1st one was Bernard, 2nd was yangxi. At first i thought i would not get it but as we left the canteen he suddenly appeared out of no where at patted me asking, 'Hey wad you buy?' I can tell you i was totally pissed. It is god damn obvious he did it on purpose as let me ask you a question. IS HE BLIND?
- Killed my tiger barb (my pet fish) when he came to my place for projects day meeting. How you may wonder. Simple. By eating biscuit without a plate even when I gave him one. The worst part is eating on top of the fish's container. I still have not forgotten this incident

Retarded:
- Always give teachers who just know us a good first impression
- Became our chairman in term 1 when we were sec 1 (good thing he dint last long)
- Goes around asking fucking stupid questions.
- Obessed with NCC but looks like a retard
- Talks to himself sometimes
- Uses a funny essence when reading

Attention seeking:
- Sleeps in class causing all the teachers to 'attend' to him
- Pretends to fight back when Ms Quah threatens him
- Shouting at people at the top of his voice
- Sticking closer to you the more you shun him
- Always pick on a arguement with someone
- Coming to school late almost everyday in Sec 1